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Date Received: February 23, 2017 Context: There is nothing that makes me more uncomfortable than the smell of oranges... Until now.
Date Received: February 6, 2017 Context:
Date Received: February 3, 2017 Context: Naked baby booty (his grandson's, specifically)
Date Received: December 28, 2016 Context: Cleveland Scene magazine launches a contest to redesign the Indians' team name and logo: redesignthetribe.com
Date Received: January 26, 2017 Context: Me being eternally grateful Vol. XXX is not another photo of Lady Gaga's bare ass
Date Received: November 6, 2016 Context: Solange performs on "Saturday Night Live" Lord help my father if he ever encounters the Beyhive.
Date Received: October 30, 2016 Context: The only thing my father takes more seriously than his love for ballsy, polarizing comediennes is his love for Cleveland sports. This ain't no fucking game.
Date Received: September 26, 2016 Context: My dad's neighbor is a moron who puts a red lightbulb in his porch light every Christmas (not the point of this post, but I mean, come on.)